Friday, November 13, 2015

TWO MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

TWO MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Two Minutes Management Lessons


Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing
nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I
also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and
rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on
the rabbit, and ate it.
Management Lesson - To be sitting doing nothing,
you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to
be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with
nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it
actually gave him enough strength to reach the
lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating
some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly
perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him
out of the tree.
Management Lesson - Bullshit might get you to the
top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so
cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a
large field.
While he was there, a cow came by and dropped
some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in
the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm
he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began
to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered
the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly
dug him out and ate him.
Management Lessons - (1) Not everyone who shits
on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets
you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in
deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! 

Source: Amazing tips
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